Teacher: “Have you done your homework?” Student: “Have you graded my test?” Teacher: “No, I have other student’s stuff to grade” Student: “I have other teacher’s homework to do”

(Source: feelnolimits)

I’m actually a really shy person. Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn’t have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable talking with you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll annoy you. I really do talk a lot.

airfrommylungs:

j33zy:

And then you’ll fall in love with me

(Source: the-zeeuh)